Sunday, January 18, 2009

Yeah, sure.

Sidler, my dear old fellow, comrade of my somewhat misbegotten youth, you seem to have rather conveniently forgotten the fact that you have only once eaten more than I have at Galina. One swallow does make a summer, they say... and one battle alone does not decide the war! Every other time prior to the last we've eaten there, I have comprehensively out-eaten you. If you wish to establish your supremacy, your appetite will have to prevail over mine a few more times... And whenever you're next in town and feel the desire to contest against me, I have but one answer for you... Bring it on!

And by the way, whether a pole serves to conduct electricity or give light is of no material importance when it comes to banging your head against it, but when you're trying to make a point regarding the said assault, and that too one dripping with sarcasm, getting the details wrong rather tends to lead to a situation where the only thing to be found dripping would be your face... because you'd have egg on it!

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