One Liner!

"There is No Grass, There is no Hay, There is no Fodder.....

In short there is no Chara......"

-The Last Knight

"PS: Sid's the Man......"

-The Last Knight

This seems like the first good line Lastknight has come up with, in a while....

On the other hand G has almost forgotten this sacred art.....

Read Carefully Mr Knight

If you read my previous post a bit more carefully, I have acknowledged your "comeprehensively" (whatever that means!!!) beating me in the past when it came to hogging at galinas..But it was not a direct statement and taking into account the power of inferring of you commerce folk, I deeply apologize for not making things clear..
I accept your challenge and the next time we meet, the dishonorary title of "The rapacious Hog" shall be conferred upon either one of us.. Not a fair contest though as G cannot participate!!!

Yeah, sure.

Sidler, my dear old fellow, comrade of my somewhat misbegotten youth, you seem to have rather conveniently forgotten the fact that you have only once eaten more than I have at Galina. One swallow does make a summer, they say... and one battle alone does not decide the war! Every other time prior to the last we've eaten there, I have comprehensively out-eaten you. If you wish to establish your supremacy, your appetite will have to prevail over mine a few more times... And whenever you're next in town and feel the desire to contest against me, I have but one answer for you... Bring it on!

And by the way, whether a pole serves to conduct electricity or give light is of no material importance when it comes to banging your head against it, but when you're trying to make a point regarding the said assault, and that too one dripping with sarcasm, getting the details wrong rather tends to lead to a situation where the only thing to be found dripping would be your face... because you'd have egg on it!

Food, food and more food!!!

First of all thanks G for enlightening us with information that has transformed our lives all together!! Idiot.. U know the point I was trying to make..A pole conducting electricity or a lamp post..what effing difference does that make!!!

Coming back to the point..The musketeers were and still are complete foodaholics..barring TLK of course..whose appetite has waned!!! HA, I eat more than u do!!In ur face TLK!!! This is for all the times u have mocked me for hogging less than u did in galinas ...Goddamn Butter naans used to stuff me up earlier!!!But not any more...Bring them on!!!

Ummm....

Someone was talking about poles conducting electricity...

Just to get a few facts right, well that "Pole" happened to be a Lamp Post and not one "Conducting electricity", inspite of knowing that this pieceof information has no relevance to the point that Sidler is trying to make, I felt like getting the facts right..

Some people always talk about tides changing...but alas they never do....

Anyways, I shall digress from the topic under intense discussion and return to the original theme that we set out to explore...

Well readers, that has been the story of the Three Man Senate so far, we set out to do something and end up doing something else(which usually involves the lastnight and Sidler trying to take each other's case, though of late sidler has been on the recieving end of a previously equally matched battle)

Its been awhile...

Greetings ... It has been a long time indeed...

The subject of tonight's discussion will be a pole... A tall pole , an innocent pole , a determined one whose sole purpose wass to transfer electricity... But no... there are certain unscrupulous characters who cant tolerate the tranquility emanating from it... They vent out their frustrations on that pole ... But that is not the point.. No sir...The point is, What drives these men to such extremes???... I am not sure ... But there is a learned one amongst us, who if he desires can enlighten us all....

Over to you, Oh erudite one!!!

Ahem.

While I don't claim to have been completely honest in the so-called entrance test for the unfortunately short-lived Amateur Astronomer's Association, I have also steadfastly maintained, despite Sidler's ridiculous and almost completely unfounded allegations, that I only cheated one answer from Harsh's paper, that's all!

And that, dear sirs, is the complete and unbiased truth, so help me God!

(Over to you, Sidler.)