Ahem.

While I don't claim to have been completely honest in the so-called entrance test for the unfortunately short-lived Amateur Astronomer's Association, I have also steadfastly maintained, despite Sidler's ridiculous and almost completely unfounded allegations, that I only cheated one answer from Harsh's paper, that's all!

And that, dear sirs, is the complete and unbiased truth, so help me God!

(Over to you, Sidler.)